Scala

Merry Christmas

2011-12-24T21:11:00.000+02:00

Merry Christmas Everybody

2010-12-18T02:22:00.001+02:00

Lot's of love to all of you

Metric - Help I'm Alive "acoustic"

2010-10-26T17:50:00.007+02:00

Dog Fart?

2010-10-26T17:50:00.003+02:00

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure. Then, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there." The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you."

Touch And Go - Straight To Number One

2010-02-20T01:30:00.004+02:00

2010-02-20T01:29:00.003+02:00

Merry Christmas

2009-12-23T23:54:00.002+02:00

Bing Crosby - White Christmas

2009-12-23T23:54:00.001+02:00

Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town

2009-12-09T18:51:00.000+02:00

Rita Redshoes - Choose Love

2009-07-29T00:08:00.002+02:00

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again!

2009-07-29T00:08:00.001+02:00

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more. "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives."
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."

Swine Flu Ambulance

2009-07-29T00:07:00.000+02:00

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

2008-12-21T23:37:00.001+02:00

Bon Jovi - Please Come Home For Christmas

2008-12-21T23:36:00.003+02:00

Making out

2008-12-21T23:36:00.002+02:00

It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.." replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

2008-12-21T23:35:00.002+02:00

2008-12-21T23:35:00.001+02:00

Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit

2008-11-12T01:56:00.000+02:00

A bad day

2008-11-12T01:55:00.000+02:00

One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers "God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."
Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died.
A month later the father heard his sony saying prayers again: "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grammy." The next day the grandmother died. Well, the father was getting more than a little woried about the whole situation.
One week later, the father once again overheard his sons prayers. "God Bless Mommy. Good bye Daddy."
This nearly gave the father a heart attack. He didn't say anything but he got up early to go to work, so that he would miss the traffic. He stayed all through lunch and dinner. Finally after midnight he went home. He was still alive! When he got home he appologised to his wife. "I am sorry Honey. I had a very bad day at work today."
"You think you've had a bad day? YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD A BAD DAY!?" the wife yelled, "The mailman dropped dead on my doorstep this morning!"

If my body were a car....

2008-11-12T01:54:00.000+02:00

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull... but that's not the worst of it. My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it...
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Halloween baby

2008-11-12T01:53:00.002+02:00

Photoshop

2008-11-12T01:53:00.001+02:00

2008-11-12T01:52:00.000+02:00

U2 - With Or Without You

2008-09-18T20:59:00.005+02:00

A $1500 blowjob?

2008-09-18T20:59:00.004+02:00

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”
Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”
Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”
The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”
“Yes.”
“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”
“Yes.”
“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”
“Yes.”
“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”
Guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”
The hooker replies, “$1,500.”
I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”
The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “Sign me up.”
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,
“How much for some pussy?”
The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”
“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”
“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

Fun With Stones

2008-09-18T20:59:00.003+02:00

Bear feet

2008-09-18T20:59:00.002+02:00

Don’t go!

2008-09-18T20:59:00.001+02:00

2008-09-18T20:59:00.000+02:00

Iggy Pop - Lust for Life (live)

2008-08-12T23:25:00.002+02:00

The talking alarm clock

2008-08-12T23:25:00.001+02:00

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his slightly drunk friends late one night.
He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. 'What's with that big brass gong?' one of the guests asked. 'It's not a gong. It's a talking clock', the drunk replied.
'A talking clock? Seriously?' asked his astonished friend.
'Yup', replied the drunk. 'How's it work?' the friend asked, squinting at it.
'Watch', the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, 'You asshole! It's one-fifteen in the morning!

Bad Kitty

2008-08-12T23:24:00.000+02:00

Amour De Pierrot

2008-08-12T23:23:00.000+02:00

The Lodger

2008-08-12T23:22:00.002+02:00

A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
'Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts', she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said, 'Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself'.
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, 'Do you shave?'
'No', replied the girl. 'I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?'
'Oh yes', said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in she asked, 'Did you see it?'
'Yes', he said. 'But why the hell did you have to show her yours?'
'Why not?' she said. 'You've seen it all before.'
'I know', he said, 'but the f*cking darts team hadn't'!

2008-08-12T23:22:00.001+02:00

2008-08-12T23:21:00.000+02:00

Cat Stevens -. Wild World

2008-07-08T13:02:00.000+02:00

The Secret Operation

2008-07-08T13:01:00.001+02:00

A woman goes to her doctor and says that she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret, as she is embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed.
Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
"Don't worry," he says. "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from my nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she has had this operation done herself."
"So who is the third rose from?" asked the woman.
"Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from a guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"

Paper Fun

2008-07-08T13:00:00.000+02:00

Penalty

2008-07-08T12:58:00.000+02:00

Akon - Sorry Blame It On Me

2008-03-21T18:38:00.000+02:00

Golf ball

2008-03-21T18:37:00.000+02:00

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end."
I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
"That's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this Looks like yours!'."
"I don't remember much after that."

Natural Beauty

2008-03-21T18:35:00.000+02:00

Amy Winehouse - Rehab

2008-02-15T23:47:00.000+02:00

The Preist, the Nun, and the camel

2008-02-15T23:46:00.000+02:00

A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their situation. After a long period of silence, the Priest spoke. "Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree," says the Father. "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything, Father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes, Sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I suppose that would be okay," the Priest replied lifting his robe."Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true Father?"
"Yes, it is, Sister."
"Oh Father, that's wonderful ... Stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here!"

2008-02-15T23:45:00.000+02:00

Friend

2008-02-15T23:44:00.002+02:00

2008-02-15T23:44:00.001+02:00

Bing Crosby - White Christmas

2007-12-17T00:41:00.000+02:00

Christmas Angel

2007-12-17T00:40:00.000+02:00

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground, scattering the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then, the doorbell rang, an irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas

2007-12-17T00:39:00.000+02:00

Peace

2007-12-17T00:38:00.002+02:00

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2007-12-17T00:37:00.001+02:00

Love

2007-12-17T00:36:00.000+02:00

Bon Jovi - Never Say Good Bye

2007-11-27T17:57:00.002+02:00

Give up Wine?

2007-11-27T17:57:00.001+02:00

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked."No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to Spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight." The homeless woman was shocked. "Won 't your husband be furious with you for doing that?
I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

2007-11-27T17:56:00.001+02:00

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2007-11-27T17:54:00.000+02:00

Pulp - Do You Remember The First Time

2007-10-31T03:33:00.000+02:00

Panties on the plane......

2007-10-31T03:32:00.000+02:00

There were three old black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al l, but I'm going to wear me sum hot pink panties before I gets on that plane.'
'Why you going to wear them for?' the other two asked.
The first replied, 'Cause, if that plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a cone field, they going to find me first.'
The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-going to wear me some fluorescent orange panties.'
'Why you going to wear them?' the others asked.
The second lady answered, 'Cause if this hare plane is going down and I be floating butt-up in the ocean, they can see me first.'
The third old lady says, 'Well, I'm not going to wear any panties.....'
'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.
The third lady says 'that's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing any panties, cause if this plane goes down, honey, they always look for the black box first.'

Free

2007-10-31T03:31:00.000+02:00

A kiss in the rain

2007-10-31T03:26:00.000+02:00

Gene Chandler - Duke Of Earl

2007-10-25T23:59:00.002+02:00

Cannibal Humor

2007-10-25T23:59:00.001+02:00

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
* Broiled Missionary: $10.00
* Fried Explorer: $15.00
* Grilled Democrat: $20.00
* Baked Republican:$1,000.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the Republican?"
The cook replied "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of crap it takes all morning to get them clean enough to cook."

2007-10-25T23:58:00.001+02:00

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The Pixies - Where Is My Mind

2007-10-20T23:13:00.001+02:00

Young Man

2007-10-20T23:12:00.001+02:00

A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis, her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y.
Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a public bathroom, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis.
The young man said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?"
The Jamaican replied, "No, Man that says Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day".

2007-10-20T23:11:00.001+02:00

2007-10-20T23:10:00.000+02:00

Built to Spill - Goin' Against your Mind

2007-10-15T00:07:00.000+02:00

In training....

2007-10-15T00:06:00.000+02:00

A man walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter: " Coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up."
He gets the man a tall mug of coffee.
He drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the man returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter: " Coffee."
The waiter says " Hold it!! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The man smiles and proudly says .."Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day!

2007-10-15T00:05:00.000+02:00

The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'

2007-10-12T00:34:00.000+02:00

True Love

2007-10-12T00:33:00.000+02:00

Jim Diamond - I should have known better

2007-10-03T00:25:00.001+02:00

Listen, I Have Three Girls Coming Over Tonight

2007-10-03T00:24:00.001+02:00

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny... keep me potent."
The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label "Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12 hours!"
Then Crazy Mike says, "Gimme three boxes!"
The next day, Crazy Mike walks into the same pharmacy, right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. Crazy Mike says, "Gimme a bottle of BenGay."
The pharmacist replies, "BenGay?!?!?! You're not going to put BenGay on that are you?"
Crazy Mike says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

Salvador Dali

2007-10-03T00:23:00.000+02:00

Alexander Alekhine - Emanuel Lasker (1-0)

2007-10-03T00:22:00.000+02:00

Zurich 1934

1.d4 d5 2.c4 e6 3.Nc3 Nf6 4.Nf3 Be7 5.Bg5 Nbd7 6.e3 0–0 7.Rc1 c6 8.Bd3 dxc4 9.Bxc4 Nd5 10.Bxe7 Qxe7 11.Ne4 N5f6 12.Ng3 e5 13.0–0 exd4 14.Nf5 Qd8 15.N3xd4 Ne5 16.Bb3 Bxf5 17.Nxf5 Qb6 18.Qd6 Ned7 19.Rfd1 Rad8 20.Qg3 g6 21.Qg5 Kh8 22.Nd6 Kg7 23.e4 Ng8 24.Rd3 f6 25.Nf5+ Kh8 26.Qxg6 1-0

Tom and Jerry - The BodyGuard

2007-09-23T23:31:00.000+02:00

Stripped

2007-09-23T23:30:00.000+02:00

Eminem - The Way I Am

2007-09-17T18:02:00.000+02:00

Men in Heaven

2007-09-17T18:01:00.002+02:00

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said,
"I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the Head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

Lips Rose

2007-09-17T18:01:00.001+02:00

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skeleton

2007-09-17T17:58:00.000+02:00

Jonathan S Speelman - Garry Kasparov (0-1)

2007-09-17T17:57:00.000+02:00

Madrid Rapids 1989

1.c4 g6 2.e4 Bg7 3.d4 d6 4.Nc3 Nf6 5.Nf3 0–0 6.Be2 e5 7.Be3 Ng4 8.Bg5 f6 9.Bh4 g5 10.Bg3 Nh6 11.h3 Nc6 12.d5 Nd4 13.Nxd4 exd4 14.Qxd4 f5 15.Qd2 f4 16.Bh2 Nf7 17.h4 h6 18.hxg5 hxg5 19.g3 f3 20.Bxf3 Ne5 21.Be2 g4 22.Bg1 c5 23.dxc6 bxc6 24.0–0–0 Be6 25.Qxd6 Qg5+ 26.Kb1 Qg6 27.Ka1 Rab8 28.Rh5 Qxh5 29.Qxe6+ Kh8 30.Qe7 Nf3 31.Bxf3 Rxf3 32.Na4 Re8 33.Qxa7 Qe5 34.Qb6 Qxe4 35.Qb4 Qc2 36.Rb1 Rd3 37.Qc5 Re2 38.Qh5+ Kg8 39.Qxg4 Qxb1+ 0–1

The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary

2007-09-03T20:31:00.000+02:00

Pub chat

2007-09-03T20:30:00.002+02:00

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scot were sitting in a bar. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the food exceptional. "Y'know" said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. Why in Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy 4 drinks he will buy the 5th drink for you."
"Well" said the Englishman, "At my local, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your 3rd drink after you buy the first 2."
"Ahhh that's nothin'" said the Irishman. "Back home in Dublin there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you're truly drunk they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house."
The Englishman and Scotsman immediately pour scorn on the Irishman's claims. He swears every word is true. "Well" said the Englishman, "Did this actually happen to you?" "Not me myself, personally, no," said the Irishman. "But it did happen to me sister."

2007-09-03T20:30:00.001+02:00

Rail way love

2007-09-03T20:29:00.000+02:00

Anatoly Karpov - Garry Kasparov (0-1)

2007-09-03T20:28:00.000+02:00

World Championship 1987

1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 g6 3.Nc3 d5 4.cxd5 Nxd5 5.e4 Nxc3 6.bxc3 Bg7 7.Bc4 c5 8.Ne2 Nc6 9.Be3 0–0 10.0–0 Bg4 11.f3 Na5 12.Bxf7+ Rxf7 13.fxg4 Rxf1+ 14.Kxf1 Qd6 15.Kg1 Qe6 16.Qd3 Qc4 17.Qxc4+ Nxc4 18.Bf2 cxd4 19.cxd4 e5 20.d5 Bh6 21.h4 Bd2 22.Rd1 Ba5 23.Rc1 b5 24.Rc2 Nd6 25.Ng3 Nc4 26.Nf1 Nd6 27.Ng3 Nc4 28.g5 Kf7 29.Nf1 Nd6 30.Ng3 Nc4 31.Kf1 Ke7 32.Bc5+ Kf7 33.Rf2+ Kg7 34.Rf6 Bb6 35.Rc6 Na5 36.Bxb6 Nxc6 37.Bc7 Rf8+ 38.Ke2 Rf7 39.Bd6 Rd7 40.Bc5 Na5 41.Nf1 Rc7 42.Bd6 Rc2+ 43.Kd3 Rxa2 44.Ne3 Kf7 45.Ng4 Nc4 46.Nxe5+ Nxe5+ 47.Bxe5 b4 48.Bf6 b3 49.e5 Rxg2 50.e6+ Kf8 0–1

Caetano Veloso - Sozinho

2007-08-29T00:14:00.002+02:00

The Atheist and the Bear

2007-08-29T00:14:00.001+02:00

An atheist was walking through the woods and said to himself,
"What majestic trees!"
"What powerful rivers!"
"What beautiful animals!"
As he walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder And saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant, the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
"You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to cosmic accident. "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps,....... You could make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed His head, and spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

Nature

2007-08-29T00:13:00.001+02:00